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solar coal

A house that has any of the following characteristics which hurt a solar power system installation and investment: a shaded roof, small roof spaces, multiple roof vent pipes, expired roof material, breakable roof material, northern roof orientation, south, west or east chimney location, numerous roof lines, low dead weight tolerance, multiple floors, steep roof pitch, receives less than 5 hours of direct sunlight per day, absence of a utility net-metering program, monthly electric bill under $100, and less than a 200 AMP electrical service box.
Person 1: A tree shaded 800 squarefoot multi-level house built in 1970 with clay tile shingles, 100 AMP electrical service, a chimney on the west side with bathroom and attic vent pipes on the south facing roof in the front is totally solar coal.

Person 2: That's solar coal for sure!
by Sheldon's Solar, LLC November 30, 2010
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Solarte'd

soh-lahr-teyd - verb - past participle of solarte

To become the victim of an indiscriminate viper disguised as a Colombian in a pink hard hat who sets up and then promptly takes down even the most secure of sentient beings with demoralizing, life-ending, backhanded complements.
I've just been Solarte'd

or

ooooh bitch you jus' got Solarte'd!
by sreedy May 13, 2011
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SOLBAR

Shit Outta Luck Beyond All Repair. An amalgamation of SOL and FUBAR. used to denote a situation completely devoid of any hope.
The Seahawks are totally SOLBAR
by sethsupreme November 4, 2011
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Solaris Perceptous

The natural phenomenon wherein the solar rays run out of energy approximately 18 inches above the surface of the earth. This is the reason that one can be outdoors, obtain a sunburn on their face, torso and upper extremities whilst their legs remain paler than a sheet of copy paper.
Due to Solaris perceptous, I am forced to walk on my hands just so I can get some color on my legs.
by JizzCaster69 June 26, 2014
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Solar Bear

"Pulling a Solar Bear" is when someone in Brawlhalla manages to take down two players using only spiked balls while having a red health status. This term originated from an American Brawlhalla player, Solar Bear (Ryan "JW" Morrison), after he managed to pull off this impressive feat using Orion.

Unfortunately, Solar Bear passed away on April 17th, 2015, due to heart complications during a casual water polo match with his family in Ohio. He will be remembered by the Brawlhalla community for his contributions.
Wow, Jeremy just pulled a Solar Bear! Impressive.
by 4nonhumans June 14, 2016
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Solar Eclipse

An American teacher in her 50's, as round as a Solar Eclipse.
Dang, that woman is so huge she looks like a Solar Eclipse!
by 84675938957847 November 14, 2016
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solar bukake

This primarily happens to pilots. When you fly out of a cloud into blue sky and the sun shines right in your face with no warning.
It's so bright...I just got hit with a massive solar bukake.
by Theguy January 13, 2017
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