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solarious

dude solarious contacted me last night and i became so wet
by Veranisa July 5, 2017
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Solarsido

Best South Korean YouTuber ever, with over 2.54 Million subscribers. And a omehow, she ain’t verified yet. Also leader and oldest of South Korean girl group “MAMAMOO” along with Jung Whee-in (Wheein), Moon Byul-Yi (Moonbyul), and Ahn Hye-jin (Hwa Sa). Looks like an pure, sweet angel who wouldn’t hurt a fly, but no one knows what she’s capable of. She probably could kick all of the MAMAMOO haters butt if she cared about haters.
Person: “OMG! Did you see Solar on stage with MAMAMOO??!!”

Person 2: “Wait, she sings on stage?? I only knew her from her YouTube channel, Solarsido.”

Person: “WAIT, SHE HAS A YOUTUBE CHANNEL???!!?!? JSBAJSHJAAGAGSHS-“
by X y r e e i n November 19, 2020
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Competitive Salary

When your salary is competing against your bills.
The company promised a competitive salary but didn't specify the nature of the competition.
by Rhaydden April 17, 2023
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salaryman

an essentially useless, often inebriated japanese man, characterized by gray suit, blank expression, an inability to think for himself.

not to be confused with office lady, effectively the polar opposite of the salaryman, characterized by inability to be paid any more than half the amount of a salaryman and by copious pinch marks on backside.
by christy sheridan June 24, 2003
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Solarianism

Solarianism - The power of our sun

Basis

Solarianism, the practice of Solarians, was founded on 17/12/05 by two mysterious strangers from Pennsylvannia. It bases it's worship around the solar cyle of the sun, mostly it's rising and setting. The sun is the source of life to our humble planet and in this religion it acts as the god, or functioning idol of worship. Solarians like to sit on hills and witness the rising of the sun, in which they thank it for it's bounty. And the setting of the sun, in which they bid farewell to the god for the nighttime.

Functions of Worship

Sunrise-
Every Saturday they wake at approx. 30 minutes before sunrise. They then dress according to the weather, but do not bathe, brush their teeth or do any other time of morning routine. After going to a high spot to sit, such as a roof or hilltop they in meditation wait for the sacred rise. As the sun is rising they hum to themseleves a single note of harmony until it has completely emerged from the horizon. At that point they stare at the newly risen sun and form a wish from their hearts.

Sunset-
Every Saturday evening, 30 minutes before sun set, Solarians go to the same hill or rooftop they did in the morning. Then they sit and meditate quietly until the sun begins to disappear, at which point they being to hum in harmony. Once the sun is completly gone behind the horizon Solarians make yet another wish that complements the once they wished in the morning. Then they say a small ritual of thanks and the ceremony ends.

You can choose which ceromony to attend, as it is not required to go to both. Although often Solarians go to both ceremonies anyway.

Special worships include solar and lunar eclispes of the sun. On these days solarians fast from food and remain in a meditative state until the sunset, in which then they feast.

How to Join

After celebrating your first ritual and you agree to accept the solar energy into your heart you are a true Solarian.

Repentance

If you miss a worship day or do something of grave discomfort to the sun, it would be within your knowledge to repent. To repent you must go to both worshipping sessions on a Saturday and make both your wishes into wishes of forgiveness.

Things About Solarians

Solarians are usually very liberal and don't believe in an embodied god like Christains. Instead they believe in the power of our sun and the right to be free from bounds within our world. A large amount of Solarians are vegetarian or vegan, although this is not essential.
Look at that Solarian, practicing Solarianism, waking 30 minutes before sunrise and such!
by A Solarian December 18, 2005
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slarg

Any unidentifiable nastiness, especially anything that's slimy and/or with an impure origin.
Goddamit! I let that hooker use the bathroom, and now there's slarg all over the toilet.
by Dean G. December 15, 2008
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solarpunk

Solarpunk is a movement focused on a positive, ecological vision for a future where technology is used for human-centric and ecocentric purposes. It is a literary, artistic and aesthetic sub-genre and is also closely tied to eco-political activism. Solarpunk narratives have a distinctly positive and utopian foundation in contrast to the often dystopian visions found within other "punk" science fiction genres.
Solarpunk is a literary movement, a hashtag, a flag, and a statement of intent about the future we hope to create.
by wix99 September 20, 2016
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