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schnaarg vaarg

An unsavory female (particularly redhead) with hairy unwholesome bits. Though a made-up term, it is intentionally aesthetically reminiscent of something from the Russian language--thereby conjuring up effective mental images of ghastly hairy transsexuals and horrible yeti beasts with atrocious halitosis and cold sores of mysterious origin. Synonymous with and applicable in all contexts in which the term 'swamp donkey' would come into play. Originally coined by a certain Dave C of FL, the term remains unequivocal in its brilliance.
Stacey was such a fucking schnaarg vaarg in high school. When I daydream in the meadow, I often like to imagine she has remained largely unchanged in her ways and overall appearance, and thus remains a schnaarg vaarg.
by Robb-a-dob February 6, 2008
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schnak

An exclaimation stated while winding up then backhand slapping someone across the face.
Candy-"I already gave you your cut Lovey!"

Billy-"schnak!!!" (quick backhand across the face)

Billy-"I'm sorry what where you saying about my cut?"
by Geetboxrod April 17, 2008
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schnaked

the act of streaking while being completely wasted drunk in European streets
OMG! We haven't even made it to Berlin yet and Chris is already schnaked! Look at his junk just flapping around everywhere!
by Decoy Troy March 14, 2009
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Schnailin it

Can be used in many different contexts, but basically is a play on "nailing it", or "nailed it". With the emphasis on the fact that the person is "so nailing it" or "super nailing it". Schnailing it.

Can also be substituted for "rocking it" and "having sex". Schnailing it.
Dude, you are so schnailin it right now!

How long did ya'll schnail it for last night?

I totally schnailed that chick in the pool.

Man, you got a great job, a hot girlfriend, and all the friends in the world . . . you are schnailin life right now!
by Vinny J May 28, 2013
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Schnappi

'Schnappi' was a German children's television program centered around the titular Schnappi, who is a baby crocodile.

Due to the language and the simplicity of it all, many people who teach German opt to show it to their newer students as an educational experience. It has subsequently become a phenomenon amongst 7th and 8th grade schoolchildren, especially in the Midwestern area of the USA.
Frau Reiter let us watch Schnappi in class today! She rocks!

"Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine krokodil!
by KilljoyRainbow July 9, 2014
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Schnacking

It's when a girl pinches the tip of your dick so all the jizz all shoots at her face.
Honey, I love Schnacking
by Batspiderman February 6, 2015
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Schnapple

Stacy: omg i love Noah Schnapp so much!!
Emma: then you must me a schnapple!
by Cherryfantah January 25, 2021
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