twat-snot

see also cunt bubble.-the thick secretions of an unkempt vagina. often milky,yeasty or otherwise near-opaque. some definitions list twat-snot as the glaze left on your upper lip or nose after performing a successful round of cunnilingus,but this usage is incorrect-unless the woman recieving the action was,as stated,unkempt. (it would otherwise be called a reverse facial)

when i pulled off her panties,i noticed a thick rope of twat-snot clinging for dear life.

by travis pitts January 8, 2004

Vaginal Snot

Copious amounts of vaginal discharge

A girl performs the strawberry shortcake move on you by excreting some vaginal snot and punching you in the nose until you bleed.

by Crazy_Alex August 6, 2007

Snot Job

The move that defines love. One blows one's nose on a desperate male's penis, and gives him a blowjob.

oh yeah I your mum gave me a Snot Job last night. Jealous much?

by sickbastard69 September 8, 2010

Snot Tits

1. When a guy busts a nut on a girl's tits. But the load just hits the nipple and drips off looking like snot from a nose.

2. When a guy motorboats a girl's bear chest but has a bad cold and leaves snot all over the girls tits

1. My girl did not enjoy the fact that I pulled out and gave her a pair of snot tits. That shit dripped all over her bed.

2. Johnny had a terrible cold and after motorboating the stripper for $5 he left her with a pair of snot tits.

by Von Ludewig October 18, 2008

Snot monster

When someone is so blocked with mucus that they're dripping or spraying snot everywhere, but they have no choice and have to go to work, college, or the pub. Thusly end up gifting their infectious disease to all and sundry.

Man I was so bunged up with flu, but I had to meet Charlene at the bar so I was such a snot monster, sneezin everywhere.

by D-C Tregant April 28, 2007

snot rocket

When a projectile booger comes shooting out of a person's nostril.

Chloe snot rocketed all over my arm.

by Taylor+Chloe January 30, 2007

SOCK SNOT

the sock/lint remnants wedged between one's toes when socks are removed; also referred to as "toe punk," or "toe jam."

When my girlfriend "shrimped" me last night, she licked every last trace of sock snot from between my toes. I then had her assume the ventro-dorsal position, and I drove it home.

by weave September 1, 2003