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where's the snake?

When a man asks a woman "Where's the snake?" and the woman says "I don't know," the man quikly but sneakily shoves his erect penis into the womans love hole an yells "surprise it's in you"
1. Last night shawn and emily played "where's the snake?".

2. Family game night took a turn for the worst when little tommy played "where's the snake?".
by em-dash July 5, 2009
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Willacoochee Wattle Snake

A very, very rare breed of rattlesnake that is native to Willacoochee, GA., although it has been spotted in Vero Beach, FL. This rare breed has been cursed with an overactive sex drive combined with an extremely small reproductive organ. So small in fact that it is completely pointless for it to even try mating, even though that's his only goal in life.
Hey Willie! Why is that Willacoochee Wattle Snake chasing that other snake with the huge backside? Well....Unfortunately, the Willacoochee has no idea that its reproductive organ is so small that it cant even penetrate the female. Its very sad Willie.
by Milk Snake April 24, 2014
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Solid Snake

One of Big Boss' clones in the Metal Gear videogame series. He is a superior soldier and enjoys a relaxing past time of snapping terrorist's necks and spinal cords while using their worthless bodies as shields.
"Now now, if you don't go to bed Solid Snake will never infiltrate the house and you won't get your demo of Metal Gear Solid 2." "But I don't want to. I want to stay up and see what he looks like!" "Now now, if you stay up and see him, you'll blow his cover and he'll snap your spine and use your tiny corpse as a shield."
by Merchant September 1, 2005
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Snake Venom

A sexual act where two males 69 and fill each other's mouth with cum. Then you turn over and blow spooge into each other's faces.
Jeff and I did the snake venom last night. Shit was nasty!
by gameking28 November 26, 2010
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snake laugh

The personified laugh of a snake. This type of laughter is often performed as a courtesy laugh. See definition of "courtesy laugh"

The snake laugh is traditionally performed by emitting three short "s" syllables.
Person telling moronic joke: "...to get to the other side!"
Person snake laughing: "Sss sss sss."
by LanceLanceLance August 20, 2011
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envious snake

A friend lover or enemy who becomes envious when you advance over them in any area of life. If you have more talent than they do, more money or a happier life.
He become an envious snake when he found out his friend made a fortune and tried to undermine and set him up to see him fall.

J became envious because she couldn't measure up to N's talent so she tried underhanded tactics to see her fall.
by zboe May 16, 2008
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Trowser Snake

Known to be the worlds most dangerous snake. Colors vary from pink to black. It's fangless, average lenth is 5-6 inches, although some are rumored to reach 8 or more inches (depending on the honesty of the owner)

It usually appears in bedrooms and attacks women in the mouth, lower abdominal area and sometimes the butt.

It's highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts 9 months. Infection can occur if proper protection is not worn while handling.

Some mutant species have also been known to attack men from behind.
"Is she pregnant?" " No a trowser snake bit her..."
by CanadianLaughter May 14, 2010
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