smuggling yo-yo's

another name for a tampon

my girlfriend is smuggling yo-yo's

by delana brewer August 2, 2003

smurfing

Can also be smurf, smurfed, smurfingly etc. Used instead of names, adjectives, and verbs to make sentences incoherent except to other "Smurf masters".

Language used by smurfs

That cack-head has pissed me off for the last time - That smurf has smurfed me off for the smurf smurf.
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Smurfette - "You can smurf my smurf if you smurf"

by Miss Fire April 1, 2004

smubbling

Talking while no one appears to be paying any attention.

Michelle: I got a 90% on my math test today.
Lina: Sorry, did you say something?
Michelle: No, I was just smubbling.

by LynseyLou92 January 25, 2008

smupingulatee

A ridicuosly pretentious small person, who deserves rocks and rottwen vegetables thrown at them wherever they go.

You smupingulatee, go get run over!!!!

by Kittybum July 22, 2009

smurking off

when you are laughing and smiling so hard it reaches the point where you are "smurking off" similar to an orgasm from jerking off

When the turtle was eating your dingleberries we were smurking off from laughing so hard.

by GeetSquad March 18, 2010

Slurping kittens

To slurp a pussy. Like "shleeeerrrrp" and shloshing around in a vagina, loud enough for anyone to hear.

Deena and her girlfriend was slurping kittens all night. Man, I couldn't even sleep.

by shitheadoodooface January 25, 2013

scumpling

Noun
Also known as a scum dumpling. This refers to a person who engadges in "scummy" acts such as f*cking their boys girl in the bathroom of a dive bar while he's ordering you both drinks.

"Dude did you hear Mike put his balls on that highschool girls face while she was sleeping!"

"Aww man that kids such a scumpling"

by Slizwiz October 23, 2015