Can't be smarter than everyone

You sure?

You can't be smarter than everyone

Hym "Well... If I was, I would be smart enough to know that being smarter than everyone woild be potentially fatal. I would have to hide the fact that I was smarter than everyone from the world. Therefore, you literally wouldn't know the difference. And where is all this collective knowledge? A place where I have unlimited access? Did you write it down? Congratulations genius. You're now a slave to the book. And none of you are necessary. That's why don't eat the fruit.

by Hym Iam July 22, 2022

sorted

To be have enough chemicals to stay awake longer then you should over the weekend. Now so overused outside the original context this phrase is nausiating to the ear.

I was sorted for e's and whizz and ad a bang up time round the M25 in 1989.

OR

Did you get me some chips? Soooorted.

by vinylmatt August 28, 2005

smoregasm

When you squeez a smore so the marshmallow oozes out

*SPLAT* Oooohh Smoregasm

by Unt Slaut ON Slautermijer December 3, 2007

Smote

Actually, this is a real word!
Smote is the past tense of thew word Smite.

Trogdor is going to smite the Kerrek!
Yay! Trogdor smote the Kerrek!

by Fuzzy Animator March 21, 2003

smooter

The manipulation of a double donged dildo between two ladies on a cruise boat.

Freddie Smoot busted out his patented smooter on those two ho's, dog.

by Shag Waits July 29, 2008

Smartee

The act of getting head/blow-job from a female that has at least a college-student intelligence.

"I got a smartee from this college chick yesterday man."
"Ohh yeah? im bout to get one to, forget studying ima get real knowledge"

by Young L.D.B March 16, 2010

sported

When your favorite live TV show gets overrun by a game (of any sport) that's running long. Especially frustrating for non-sports fans trying to watch comedy.

Oh man! freakin hockey game sported Saturday Night Live again.

by relativ March 18, 2017