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sloober

the best comeback in the world no word known to man can beat it, it is a combination of nimble dwarf nick jones zeke schmitter spangtard pulsinator choad derek cummings and amber rose's kid dale renshaw amber rose boofer washington academy val and joe storey horse whisper squared
pig fucking gay jesus
by halo2 April 1, 2005
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slobberslut

what a woman does with strange men she met on public forums for the first date
Queensprfxrulz went away for a spa weekend, got stuck paying the entire bill just so she could be a slobberslut
by ilikeitontop213 August 19, 2010
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snobber

n. a combination of canine nasal secretions(snot)and canine saliva(slobber)that build up on inside of windows in automobiles or on doggie doors.
v. to deposit these secretions on any surface where visible
The snobber build up on the passenger side window indicates he has a dog.
by Jack M. Wyatt II September 7, 2008
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Slobberknob

The art of combining multiple ingredients such as; mouthwash, toothpaste, deoderant, proactive facial mask lotion, jerkin's hand lotion, hair gel, and shaving cream, and applying them to either a feather duster or a broom and then smacking an innocent sleeping BETCH.
1.OH EM GEE! that BETCH just got slobberknobbed like no-ones business!

2. If dat bitch dont stop acting like a BETCH, she gon get slobbuhnobbed (slang version) typically used under the impression that someone is of the black ethnicity.

Box
Dog

Sheep
Sexy beasting

all examples of things you can slobberknob.
by Jellybean crappin moose February 27, 2010
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Slobbery Almond

Main Entry: slobb-er-y a-lmond
Function: noun, verb
Etymology: (Hebrew: עֲמוֹרָה)
History: First appeared in early Hebrew scrolls in the classic story of Sodom and Gomorrah. The perverse sexual act was removed in modern day versions of the Old Testament.

Definition: When a man forces his testicles into the anus of his partner (male or female)
noun|

You: "I gave her the good ol' slobbery almond last night."

Friend: "Yeesh"

verb |

You: "I slobbery almonded (or almond slobberied) her last night."

Friend: "Wow"
by Otineb January 15, 2010
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Slobberknockered

When a drunk-ass person gets to a point in which they are almost blacked-out and stumbling all over the place
Aw man, we broke three shot glasses and two 40's last night. shit, we were totally slobberknockered.
by ¡Sunshine! April 20, 2011
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slobberslut

A woman that, on public forums, writes explicit sexual activity to men and/or supports men who have stalked and harassed other women.
The slobberslut is the most popular woman on the forum.
by galaxysprfx October 23, 2016
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