soft skills

The ability to hold a penis in your mouth until it is soft.

This term is often thrown around in the corporate world when referring to a person's customer service skills (which are basically the same thing).

Manager: Bob, you need to work more on your soft skills.

Worker: My name is Steve.

Manager: Sorry, I couldn't understand you with my penis in your mouth.

by Yourpseudonym February 27, 2009

skellied

When you are sleeping with a girl and you wake up in the middle of the night. You then proceed to pretend the girl's bed is a urinal and you piss on her bed while she is sleeping in it.

Yo my boy skellied that bitch last night. She had to wash her sheets 2 times.

by Muhammed McLovin December 9, 2008

shells

slang name for Bullets

That Mac-10 spit 30 shells and kille johnny

by ac February 4, 2004

smells like sarah jessica parker in here

when you walk into a new friends room, and smell what smells like. your not sure if its a bad smell or not but it probably smells like horses and failed acting careers.

Carl: so what do you think of my room?

you: i don't know, it kinda smells like sarah jessica parker in here.

by DeathTheFlamingReaper August 22, 2011

skulls

The nickname for members of the Phi Kappa Sigma fraternity.

The Skulls are having a party tonight.

by Matt August 28, 2004

smells like cheese

The natural odor of a fat person.

Peter you smell like cheese!!

by Mac and Bernie April 12, 2005

shells

term used for cigars,blunts,which are used to roll weed in.

boy #1 hey you guys need anything from the store?
boy #2 yeah bring some shells so i can roll up this weed.

by dirty sanchez310 April 2, 2007