suck me sideways

Basically, kiss my ass or fuck off

A: "so she apologized for sleeping with my ex - boyfriend"
B: "did you tell her to suck you sideways?"

by word lover May 13, 2005

Sideway Racism

Racism against Asians, or anybody with slanted eyes. Term made popular by Chris Rock during his standup.

Black people yelling racism, white people yelling reverse racism, chinese people yelling sideway racism.

by noname6969 August 10, 2009

Sideways Monster Mouth

The vagina. Described as such because of its likeness to a monster's mouth, but rotated counter-clockwise ninety degrees into a vertical position.

"Oh my god. There I was drinking my vodka-cran while she shaved her sideways monster mouth..."

by Marimba Man July 4, 2009

sideways pussy

the vagina of a female whom has had too much sex. Her vagina stretches out and looks like its sideways.

She be bustin down, I bet she has a sideways pussy.

by lilobit May 25, 2011

sideways fuzzy taco

common name for an unshaved pussy. think about it.

"hey where were you last night?"

"getting the sideways fuzzy taco from your mom, dude."

by han377 November 2, 2008

Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch

A sexual act in which a man flips a woman sideways and holds her as high as possible above his head while giving oral pleasure to a lemur. The woman then holds a large container of mayonnaise over herself and her partners to let it pour all over the three of them. Often times the woman will shriek like a lemur to enhance sexual excitement.

Yo dood!

whats up spankey!

so i just gave my mom a Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch!!

wait where did you get the lemur?

shut the fuck up or dad will spank us!!

oh, alright.....

by CivilizedGentleman July 8, 2011

sideways vagina

when a chinese girl is having sexual intercourse with Ulysses.

Wendy wong had a sideways vagina and said "oh stop"

by mellana November 25, 2007