Simeon

a big assed bitch with farting problems

usually friends with Asians.

Has a damn gud ass ( not to be proud of, hes a guy hpefully)

ew that simeon over there needs to lose some weight

by yokyokmum December 3, 2011

simeon

one who shits on peoples chests, mainly panda bears named John, and usually during video games, such as madden and fifa

Simeon: Get shitted on!!

Simeon: would you like me to get you some toilet paper for your chest?

George: hey John, whats that brown stain on your chest?

Simeon: sure you wanna wear that shirt? i would hate to stain it

Chris: i smell shit, where's Simeon?

Simeon: just had some laxatives, im ready for fifa :)

by getshittedon! December 28, 2010

Simao

top shagger

who got dat drip fam innit no cap blud
its simao m8 fam innit no cap blud

by faminnitnocapblud April 19, 2020

Simeon

A common pet name for any abnormally large and unattractive mole usually on the facial area.

-Wow isn't Simeon the ugliest piece of ass you've ever seen?

-Totally!

by uglymoleholeaasoossososososbgf December 19, 2011

Sicko Mode

When one is too lit or faded

“David went sicko mode”

by Pass the dutchie January 13, 2019

Siko

A pitiful person who somehow reached the same level as an ugly stray cat. Usually shows up late at night, rarely even given pity food.

"So after the party last night Ryan tried going home with me."

"OMG, did you seriously sleep with him?!"
"No way! I couldn't even bring myself to kiss that siko on the cheek!"

by Twiggzy March 10, 2019

Simeon

A form of dance that takes every ounce of your time and money. Causes extreme fusturation and anger. The evil slave driver, also called your ballet instructor, takes all of your money and still gives you crappy parts. High ammounts of stage make-up are required.

Guy: "Can you go to the movies on Friday?"

Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

Guy: "Saturday?"

Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

Guy: "Sunday?"

Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

You get the point....

by SimeonApe January 23, 2011