The act of taking a shit in a bag and dropping it down a wood stove jack ( pipe). Typically done to a group of hunters after offending another hunting party.
Those dicks took my hunting spot, I’m going over there tonight and giving them a Colorado log steamer
by Colorado elk camp November 2, 2019
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When I cranked the heat to 100 degrees in trevor's hotel room, it extremely enhanced the horrible effects of the brewing Steamin Beamin
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When one is so baked + wasted, that one turns to 1800's vernacular and technology. Symptoms may include piloting a steam-driven airship, driving a steam-carriage or calculating gunnery arithmetic on a Babbage difference engine.
"Good sir, I was steamcrunk to the point of drifting around corners in my steam gurney"
"I was so steamcrunk last night I didn't use a french-letter when I had that harlot"
"I was so steamcrunk last night I didn't use a french-letter when I had that harlot"
by blackyak October 12, 2009
Get the steamcrunk mug.During a fire drill at a school a person will take a shit in front of a door. This will force people to slip in slide in crap while exiting the building.
John: "Hey, what took you so long?"
You: "Some one did a fire drill steamer in front of the main door and everyone was slipping and sliding around the door."
You: "Some one did a fire drill steamer in front of the main door and everyone was slipping and sliding around the door."
by Ol' Frenchy January 1, 2010
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Get the Caramel Steamer mug.a sleep-over prank. while your friend is sleeping, you poop into a sock, microwave it for about 8 seconds, then slap your friend in the face with it
by Tommy F. September 21, 2005
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OMG I jus drank that whole bottle of wine myself - I've never been this steamboated!!!! CHOOOOO CHOOOOOO!!!!!
by N =) January 22, 2009
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