When one is so baked + wasted, that one turns to 1800's vernacular and technology. Symptoms may include piloting a steam-driven airship, driving a steam-carriage or calculating gunnery arithmetic on a Babbage difference engine.
"Good sir, I was steamcrunk to the point of drifting around corners in my steam gurney"

"I was so steamcrunk last night I didn't use a french-letter when I had that harlot"
by blackyak October 12, 2009
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