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shrimp dip 

To bend your flaccid penis in half and shove it in an orpheus.
That bitch was so ugly, all I could give her was my shrimp dip.
shrimp dip by lamesauce99 January 6, 2014

shrimp dick 

shrinkage of the penis due to massive amounts of cocaine usage. the penis is un-usable until the coke wears off.
I can't pipe this chick because I have shrimp dick
shrimp dick by b p h December 10, 2003

Shrimp Fried Rice 

Chan: William! I stick my shrimp fried rice in your pooty tang!

William: Oh chan, oh chan!
Shrimp Fried Rice by B October 26, 2004

Shrimp Thug 

Term used to denote a person, usu. male, who displays aggressive behavior in spite, and usu. because, of small stature.
"Check out that shrimp thug!"
"Yes, I can not believe he wrested the Imperial Crown from the hands of the Holy Father! Shrimp thug, indeed!"

Shrimp Cocktail 

When your dick shrivels up from drugs and you try to fuck your girl on her period.
Hey babe? You wanna shrimp cocktail.
Shrimp Cocktail by BailingBiggs August 22, 2014

Shrimp Ass 

Assuming shrimp are relatively small creatures, this is where this slang comes into play. This term is relating towards a certain depth of ones buttocks. Mostly meaning small or acute.
"LOL, damn that girl has a shrimp ass!"
Shrimp Ass by Janness April 11, 2016