Scotchie

A person dwelling in or about the areas of Scotswood, Benwell and Elswick. Visually distinguishable by their fondness for worn out sportwear and Scotchie Bowlers.

Did hear about such-and-such getting their head stovved in?
Aye, but she was a Scotchie Scumbag, so that's one less car getting robbed tonight.

by HRH Prince of Wales December 22, 2010

hop scotch

a sport little girls play but i use it as a connotation of being stupid, random, and a gap filler, i also use it to start a fight with someone (it works lol)

some guy: yo wat the fuk
you: are you tryin to hop scotch you bitch!

by J to THE OHN January 16, 2008

showchoir

a group of awesome girls who sing and dance and parade around in sequined vests and silver flowy skirts.

dude. those girls are singing! and dancing! and they're sequined-y!

total showchoirness...

by ZOEwasHerNAMEo May 20, 2005

Shitch

Fucking up with one girl then getting with her friend.

Oh shit.. she is upset, i guess i'll just do the ol' shitch for her hot friend

by TheJersh September 19, 2009

smotched

Broken, damaged, screwed, munted, fucked.

The city was smotched by a massive earthquake.

by sticky little fingers July 7, 2011

Scotch Crotch

When one experiences dryness of the vagina after too much drinking, which may prevent intercourse. Female equivalent of Whiskey Dick.

I totally drank so much last night I got a gnarly case of scotch crotch and couldn't get it on with my partner.

by AmazonPigeon September 4, 2011

Scotchdick

Pouring any type of Scotch Whisky on male genitalia.

Dar gave Bran a wicked case of Scotchdick last night!

by Randoasdas January 30, 2014