The Shocker

A way to finger a woman, two in the goo one in the poo. Index and middle finger in her pussy, ring finger left out and your little finger goes in her arse!

i laid down the shocker on her!
I would definately give her the shocker!

by Petey's friend March 25, 2004

westside shocker

just like the regular shocker, except the index and middle fingers are crossed, and the thumb is extended, making some weird ass w-ish shit.

last time i tried the westside shocker she punched me in the face

by Marc August 6, 2004

shocker triangle

Similar to the shocker, the shocker triangle is comprised of two shockers which touch at the pinkies and middle fingers, where the space inbetween the touching fingers forms a triangle. The shocker triangle was publicly unveiled at the University of Minnesota's College of Liberal Arts commencement ceremony on May 17th, 2009, where one member of the graduating class displayed a shocker triangle while walking across the stage to receive his diploma.

"Did you see that? That guy just gave a shocker triangle to the whole audience!"

by tehsVen May 17, 2009

Shocked-shocked

A sarcastic way to express shock at a revelation that is actually not shocking because everybody knew it already.
Used with a healthy dose of irony, the phrase was first uttered in the film Casablanca.

Wall street was shocked-shocked to learn that Goldman Sachs was scamming investors on a massive scale.

by tvsteve April 29, 2010

Shocker Locker

This act is a variation of the infamous "Shocker" where you have the Shocker in place, with the addition of the two "pink" fingers spread in the open (or 'peace') position. This locks the Shocker manuever in place. I also call this the Shlocker.

I like to follow up the shocker locker with a nice donkey punch.

by Sun Devil Dave June 15, 2011

prison shocker

Same hand formation as the shocker, with middle and index fingers extended along with the pinkY. the ass is filled with pinky and the taint is rubbed in a pressure laiden fashion, milking the prostate.

She was blowing a dude and rocked the prison shocker. She said he came like a rocket.

Wayne P. loves the Prison Shocker from TK.

by Big JB November 28, 2006

the shocker

2 in the snapper, one in the crapper

ummmmm, yeah...

by dave July 18, 2003