shling shlong

willy, penis, dick, cock, nob, etc.

"don't be a ding dong, cover your shling shlong!" said jeff.

by WILLY LOVER! January 1, 2008

Shamone

1) A Worldwide holiday celebrated on June 25th that encourages charity, in an effort to "Heal the World".

2) A Michael Jackson themed party celebrated on June 25th according to www.themichaeljacksonholiday.com

Hey girl, check out my red leather jacket I bought for the Shamone party on Friday?

That's dope, I'm wearing a sexy, short, tight, black dress, a fadora hat, a diamond crested glove and some diamond anklets like socks. I'm gonna be the sexiest girl at the Shamone.

Or

I donated $1,000 to Haiti for Shamone.

by trulyo March 22, 2010

shlong

A penis of gargantuan size; in both length and width.

While in the changeroom, Yahye said "Holy shit Nasser, you have a big shlong ".

by rotflol360 April 4, 2009

shlong

a really fat,long, slimy, and vainy penis

"man that bankskank licks shlong"

by alex brownie April 9, 2008

shlong

slang for penis

put away you shlong cause I don't wanna see your dong

by blind December 10, 2003

shlong

a large penis

It beacuse I have a hugh shlong isnt it.

My shlong is 80 pounds, I know you want this shit!

by chole west March 23, 2003

shlong stew

when a male ejaculates into a bowl of cornflakes and tricks a girl into thinking it's milk.

Joe: I gave my sister sum nasty shlong stew.

by Austin Rape December 30, 2007