shit, shave, shag and shampoo

the daily morning routine of a working single man, also know as the 4S

guy 1: are you up yet, what time are we meeting?
guy 2: dude, just woke up... need time to shit, shave, shag and shampoo!
guy 1: oh shoot, well hurry up will you, i aint gonna wait for you all day!
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john: today is the longest i ever took to do my 4S!

by rantingsteve May 10, 2011

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Shap

Shap is a combination between Shut and Up. As in the popular phrase; "Shut up."

Will you please shap?

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Shamp

Shamp is a variable term used in the Pacific Northwest of the USA. It acts as an "x" might in a math equation. It can be used as a verb, adjective, noun, ect.

"Did you shamp my waffle?"
"I'm so shamping angry I could murder four shamps."
"Hey! What's up, Shampy."
"Shampy shamp in the shamper."

by NampleSack April 4, 2010

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shampoo

when your completely legit about something sexual.

Wanna Fuck?
Dude I'm Shampoo

by Gabrielleisalwaysright November 25, 2011

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Shmapitalishmation

n. Capitalization expressed as absurdity; capitalization being unnecessary, ridiculous, etc.

Person 1: Well if you had capitalized it, I may have gotten it!
I guess I just wasn't smart enough to figure that one out!

Person 2: Capitalization shmapitalishmation!

by NOTDanielSmith October 25, 2008

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