Shit ass

A southern term to describe a lazy man that isn't worth a shit.

He ain't nothing but a shit ass.

by Natty man April 23, 2015

shit ass ton

An extremly large amount of something, usually refering to illegal substances or food.

Dude me and Armondo just smoked a shit ass ton of weed!

by Pills_Bury September 18, 2008

Shitastic

Something or someone so amazing, horrifying, or fantasical that is makes one have the feeling of or actually shitting

Driving on the parkway today was shitastic!
Dude, that trick was shitastical!
A:Oh My God I think I shit my pants!
B:Why?
A:I met Robert Pattinson!
B:He's so shitastic!

by hellsrogueangel February 23, 2010

shitastrophe

When a shitshow turns into a catastrophe; something gone awry, very awry.

I got so drunk last night that I passed out on the street and woke up with the paramedics trying to revive me because they thought I was dead. It was a total shitastrophe.

by chewbeca August 8, 2009

What the Shit-ass?!?

Alternate to "What the shit" or "What the balls". Sounds similar to a foreigner trying to use American swear words.

"I found a quarter in my vagina!"

What the shit-ass?!?

by Zoey Jordan October 16, 2008

Shitastrophe

An event where the need to shit becomes so strong with no required locations that nothing else matters expect placing your ass over some kind of receptacle which can accept eliminations.

I had to really take a shit and there was nowhere to go at which time I knew I would have a Shitastrophe.

by Andrew Shaffer May 23, 2008

Shidass

1.(Noun) an extremely lazy/stupid/indifferent/unkempt person whose prime motivations are either sustenance or sleep-based.

2.(Verb) sub par in every way: "That 'classy' dinner party was real shidassed, we ate our Kraft mac and cheese off of the Hello Kitty Happy Birthday plates that WE brought."

1."That dude is the biggest shidass I have ever seen. The only words I have ever heard come out of his seemingly never closed mouth are 'Are you gonna eat that, hoss?'"

2. "That 'classy' dinner party was real shidassed, we ate our Kraft mac and cheese off of the Hello Kitty Happy Birthday plates that WE brought."

by SamsonTheEliminator May 11, 2010