food swing

Like a mood swing, but with one's food preferences. May occur often during pregnancy.

Now Mary's eating chocolate-covered wasabi peas! She's totally going through a food swing...

by daz9 September 16, 2007

birch tree swingset

used to describe someone who lets all of the neighborhood children, midgets, small mammals, etc. swing on or hang from his/her erect penis

"dude, where the hellz were ya?"
"i was hangin' out with Foges."
"hangin' out or hangin' on?"
"....... hangin' on..."
"Jesus, Foges is such a birch tree swingset."

by funkmasta-t May 13, 2010

Swing n a Miss

When you crack a joke and someone else doesn't catch on.

A little flick of the hand in the direction you would naturally bat, while making a "shhhiou" sound with your mouth. Much like when someone does it over their head.

You say "Swing n a Miss" directly after the swing - all in 1 word.

Ryan: Haha, check out THAT broad broad.

Jim: I think you mean "bored" broad.

Brett: Yeah, because she doesn't have any food!

Ryan: Hahahaha.

Jim: Huh?

Ryan & Brett: *shhhiou* Swing n a Miss!

by Dene Halatau July 6, 2010

sleep sexing

Similar to sleep walking, sleep sexing is when two people copulate while being asleep. Usually they wake up in the middle and figure out what's going on then after it's over fall back asleep. Later on they might even think it was a dream.

boy: so I had this amazing dream that we had sex this morning!

girl: yeah that really happened

boy: dude we were totally sleep sexing!

by anonymouse krazy January 20, 2009

Swing

Swinging a certain way is a commonly understood euphemism to describe someone's sexual orientation.

1) Heterosexual: "So, uh, which way do ya swing?"
Closet Homosexual: "I'd rather not say..."

2) heterosexual: "So which way you swing, bro?"

Bisexual: Both ways. I'm frickin Tarzan.

by Your Teenage Philosopher July 31, 2014

SESing

Spontaneous Erection Syndrome: Affecting usually young teenage males 12-15 years old in which they unfold an erection randomly for no apparent reason. Similar to females' "PMSing", this term can refer to the embarrassing occurrence of this event.

Jimmy: "Did you just see Ben get a boner? I think he wants to get it on with Mrs. Patterson!"

Gerald: "Nah bro, he's just SESing."

SESing PMSing boner penis erection

by Steven Gerard November 2, 2012

swingle

Someone that is single and in the swinging lifestyle. Swingle men frequently use swingle women to gain access to lifestyle parties and events.

We met a lot of hot swingles at the last lifestyle party.

by Stormdude November 14, 2007