During intercourse the female partner shits on the male penis, the male then uses his flaccid penis to smear the poop into the females buttcrack, to a smooth beaded seam.
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Get the bussin out the seams mug.When you jam your thumb up a ladies poop hole then split her vaginal lips with your index and middle fingers and throw her to the bed.
Okay Rocco after take her ass to pound town get, her in a thumb-under, two-seamer and toss her to the bed.
by Okay Rocco January 9, 2014
Get the thumb-under, two-seamer mug.A high tempered Irishman who loses his cool multiple times a day and tends to blame others for his short comings. To make up for their small packages, a Seamus overcompensates by excessively calling everybody around him a simp and constantly checking himself out in the mirror. You can see a typical anger outburst while playing call of duty
Person 1 : Did he really just throw his game controller through the t.v.?
Person 2: yeah, he's really being a Seamus right now.
Person 2: yeah, he's really being a Seamus right now.
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Get the Seamus mug.1) The seam on any disposable paper coffee cup where boiling hot coffee will splash out of, scalding you and those nearby.
2) A product showcasing the putrified level to which the world has become environmentally friendly and has deemed styrofoam, the ubiquotous disposable coffee container of choice for eons, unfit for daily consumer consumption.
3) unbeknownst to the world, also a clandestine cruel joke of some sot-nosed college-grad at a paper product design firm who felt that this was his one chance to make a stand and pay the world back for the time when Penny Picollo publicly laughed and ridiculed him at elementary school recess when he uttered these words -that til' the day he dies, will ring through his ears every waking moment- "will you touch my cooter."
2) A product showcasing the putrified level to which the world has become environmentally friendly and has deemed styrofoam, the ubiquotous disposable coffee container of choice for eons, unfit for daily consumer consumption.
3) unbeknownst to the world, also a clandestine cruel joke of some sot-nosed college-grad at a paper product design firm who felt that this was his one chance to make a stand and pay the world back for the time when Penny Picollo publicly laughed and ridiculed him at elementary school recess when he uttered these words -that til' the day he dies, will ring through his ears every waking moment- "will you touch my cooter."
When I handed her the double-decaf soy latte, I didn't position the crack hole away from the steam seam and when she drank it, she got scalding coffee all over her cooter ! I laughed 'cause I hated that cum dumpster...
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