security screw

Person of the opposite sex that's referred to a best friend ensuring that they'll still get laid in event of a break up.

By King's decree because I said thee'

Man, did you hear Collin fukd Kat after him and Karen broke up? Told you that was his security screw. I knew they spending too much time together! I mean who goes dumpster diving?

by KingDirtyness March 30, 2023

Security Nihilist

Characterized by an assertion that each individual control to improve the security of an application is not perfect and can be defeated they are all pointless to attempt to implement

Pat is a Security Nihilist, wouldn't even put a password in an app to access bank accounts.

by leavemealoneidontcareaboutthis June 28, 2023

Security Breach Halloween Hack

Security Breach Halloween Hack is a retelling of FNAF Security Breach as well as a fan sequel to the Earthbound Halloween Hack by Toby Fox when he went by the name Radiation. It is written by Daniel Movie Productions, and follows the main character, a bounty hunter named Varik, getting hired by Fazbear Entertainment to search the Mega Pizza Plex to find missing people. You can read the story on Wattpad.

Person 1: Dude, FNAF Security Breach sucked.

Person 2: I know, but Security Breach Halloween Hack is a bit better.

by Dong Jr. January 27, 2024

Security Forces Leadership

The reason ACAB is a thing. Security Forces Leadership is known far and wide in The United States Air Force for being the worst type of people to deal with. Often abusing subordinates and their spouses alike. Always envoke article 31 anytime you speak with them

Person A: "That person stabbed me in the back. "
Person B: " Yeah, that's Security Forces Leadership"

by Disgruntled VCO December 9, 2023

Security cancer

Security software or hardware that keeps growing and consuming more and more resources

My computer was running fine until IT installed this security cancer on it.

by -Old-Tom- March 14, 2024

securitrees

"Securitrees" are investments in and returns on epigenetically enhanced trees, and require no registration with the SEC. Not to be confused with "Securities" which are tradable financial assets that can be used to raise capital in public and private markets and must be registered with the SEC.

Hey bro how would you like to 10x your money by investing in securitrees.

We are not selling an investment or a security we are selling securiTREES!

by trees 4 dayz October 21, 2024

Security footage

If only the security footage was as good outside of EPSTEIN'S CELL! Right?

Hym "So he can release the security footage of the the contractor but the can't release the THOUSANDS OF VIDEO TAPES OF JEFFERY EPSTEIN APPARENTLY HAD ACCORDING TO PAM BONDI! Right? Jeffery Epstein had THOUSANDS of videos of minor sexual abuse and THE GOVERNMENT HAS IT RIGHT NOW... And INSTEAD OF USING THE FOOTAGE TO MAKE ARRESTS AND THEN PUBLICIZE IT SO WE CAN ALL SEE IT HAPPEN... They surround the Capitol with the national guard (leaving your kids wide open I might add) and then publicize THIS! THIS THINK I'M DOING! Instead of arresting the people on those thousands of video that THEY SAID THE HAVE they are using Jewish proxies to steal my shit. Look at that! Look at them doing that right now."

by Hym Iam September 1, 2025