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secret

an elementally flawed concept
No secret is really secret.
by Racket Smasher August 3, 2007
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homeland security

1) A strategic move on the part of the United States Government made to take away the rights guaranteed by the US Constitution and the Bill of Rights, and brought about by the 9-11 terrorist act, and the first step toward globalization of the planet resulting in the new world order, and a perpetual state of martial law in the new millennium.
see also- fucked, conspiracy, GW Bush, forced labor
by jrh5356 April 15, 2005
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Security Center

A feature of Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 2 that adds a better Firewall, automatic updates, and annoying alerts if you don't have anti-virus software installed.
Bill Gates: Liek omg!! Security Center rulezzzz!!!
Average user: Oh, do you mean that control panel that slows down your PC even more? That shit is trashed!
by Home slice May 23, 2005
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jonas secrets

(n) 1. A place where people (now known as 'creepers') can let out their secrets about the Jonas Brothers. Modeled after Post Secrets.
2. Used to be a great place, but now is full of crazy psychopaths who don't know what the fuck they are talking about anymore.
3. A facebook group that people use to worship Candis Leigh and Nichole Honer
4. A place full of noobz
5. 5 too many groups on facebook
Nick: It looks like some girls are following us.
Kevin: I really hope none of those are Jonas Secrets girls, they might try to rape us.
Joe: That girl looks like Candis, let's ask for an autograph!
by asdfggfdsa123456789 December 23, 2008
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Super Secret Alec Baldwin Juice

No one really knows, because it is super secret.
dude, that right there is some super secret alec baldwin juice!
by word=word March 29, 2010
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Nerdy little secret

its like 'dirty little secret' but for nerdy things
Jose: Did you watch naruto last night?

John: Yeah, it was so cool

Bill: John you watch anime?

John: yeah but don't tell anyone, it's my nerdy little secret
by gmeister91 October 5, 2009
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That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.

Mean girls have big hair full of secrets.
Damian: That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.
by Walker May 14, 2014
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