sebastian

hes soo fucking gay bruh💀🙏
the og cock gawker, dick rider, penis sucker, dick tickler, pizzle glizzled, twiddling other men's fiddles, gives the best gawking, and a bottom🥱💯

guy 1: yo is that sebastian under the gay section of pornhub?
guy 2: oh yeah he won the handle dismantler of the year
guy 1: dayum how much he charge?

by xy🤝‼️ December 8, 2022

Sebastian Michaelis

The hottest anime man you will ever see. with one glance he can make any fan girl fall to their knees. but... hes gay because I said so.

Ur dad: I love Sebastian Michaelis more than your mother!
me: *tears* you finally came back. but... Where's the milk?
Ur dad: that was a lie so i could go sleep with Sebastian Michaelis.
me: I just want to eat cereal stop being so gay.

by ur dad??????? February 27, 2023

egg sebastian

The act of pissing on an unflushed turd to the force of turning it into a toilet bowl of cloudy mush (omelette)

"Oh man, I did the biggest borry that was unflushable so I turned around and made an egg Sebastian"

by Chod Borrance May 17, 2015

The Sebastian

a phrase named after the legendary parrot Sebastian “the bastard”- It means to travel the seven seas, fucking a disease ridden prostitute at every port

Omg have you heard about Julians gap year travel round the world? He only went and pulled the Sebastian

by Captain Hul April 15, 2020

im.sebastian.stan

Wierd sebastian Stan fan account on tt

Im.sebastian.stan is a account on tiktok

by 2416363635- May 29, 2021

King Sebastian

Cannot be compared to any other human. King Sebastian is above all peasants.

Peasant: Hello king sebastian
King Sebastian: Drop a knee😈
*Peasant kneels*

by King sebastian August 26, 2021

pop seating

When someone is in a anal position with their spouse.
Could also be for popping a pill or some type of drug.

Why are you pop seating?

by dsayw June 28, 2022