Screaming Seagull

The noise your girlfriend makes after you pull out, stick your penis in the sand, and then repenetrate.

My girlfriend and I went to the beach yesturday and I gave her a screaming seagull.

by Rack City January 2, 2012

Seeding Porn

When one has finished downloading porn/pr0n and leave the files available so other may download (upload) said porn from you. Usually done with bit torrent and helps to boost your uplaod download ratio on particular trackers. Most sites enforce a ratio policy so others can get what they want and not have leechers.
As you can watch porn while seeding porn not only are you sharing the love - you can still feel good afterwoods!

"I need to get my ratio back up to 1:1"
"Dude, seed your porn"

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"I keep my ratio healthy by seeding porn"

by Adz0rz September 27, 2005

screeping

The act of walking in an inconspicuous, almost creepy manner (usually to avoid detection by an unwanted source)

I was screeping around campus today with my hoodie up so they wouldn't see me...

by Jes Cantarell July 20, 2008

Screaming Love Raccoon

A sexual act so heinous and depraved that it is considered a war crime in most countries. Not much about the nature of the actual act is known because most of the participants die within 48 hours of the act. All that is known for sure is that it involves and Brazilian wandering spider and is almost always fatal to all participants.

Nobody survives the screaming love raccoon.

by lowlychrismarks March 12, 2013

schroedinger's date

when an interaction with someone is both a date and not a date, due to one party not clearly defining it as such beforehand

man: this is one of the nicest dates I've been on in a long time
woman: oh, um, is this a date?
man: I mean, I thought it was
woman: I thought we were just friends catching up
man: well, I called you last night to confirm we were still meeting up, which I only do for dates
woman: well, you didn't actually say it was a date

friend: yeah, it was a schroedinger's date. sorry, man.

by whirlpool4 June 30, 2016

screaming flamingo

When you are banging in the sand, pull out, dip it in the sand and then put it back in.

We were screwing around on the beach and I gave her a screaming flamingo.

by tnt December 5, 2016

Screaming

Handing someone a banana

He was screaming at me while I was sitting on the stairs

by Elevated cow February 15, 2020