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Scooter Mail

The act of sending a child on a scooter to pickup, deliver something to a neighbor,friend or store to deliver or pick something up.
Thanks for the"milk delivery via scooter mail I was hanging out for a ""coffee
by 2hot2handel3636 October 7, 2012
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scooter poof

That fucking scooter poof blocked the whole isle at walmart
by peasscoot April 24, 2015
mugGet the scooter poofmug.

scooter biscuit

When you shart and have to do the "shuffle" whilst holding a manageable amount of poop cupped in your hands over your trousers just to make it to the bathroom before it slides down your leg!
"Dennis sharted again! Then he had to do the "scooter biscuit" all the way through the mall in front of the Girl Scouts!!"
by Mister Jang-a-lang April 14, 2014
mugGet the scooter biscuitmug.

Scooter pop

When you have high hopes of sitting down and taking a good poop. What comes out is a lackluster loud pop of a fart with a little poop nugget. Resembles the sound of a scooter backfiring.
I felt like I had to take a massive poop, but it was only a scooter pop.
by PeaceLL March 19, 2021
mugGet the Scooter popmug.

Scooter girl

A girl who rides her electric scooter in the Garage and falls
Hey guys I’m gonna ride my scooter
Omg it’s scooter girl
by Allaisha July 29, 2023
mugGet the Scooter girlmug.

Scooter porn

A porn where someone has intercourse with a scooter. This can be some with either male or female and often tikes is watched by gay skater boys.
“Dude I watched the best scooter porn last night
by Winningarguments111 December 4, 2018
mugGet the Scooter pornmug.

handicapped-scooters

a motorized vehicle in which the fat, or mobidly obese people ride so that they dont have to use their legs, so they pretend to have the Black Plague or any other ancient flipping disease, to get carted around because all that mcdonalds,burgerking,and food from a mexican on the side of the road,named pablo gave then some deepfried shit that caused them to get this way , if they stood up im pretty sure now only would their ankles shatter but the devil might experiance his own hell!
example cant be blank... well now its not! handicapped-scooters
by nikoli2142 April 3, 2011
mugGet the handicapped-scootersmug.

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