scooter

the sexual act of getting a blowjob while your girl is on her back and slowly start to scoot forward on her face till your ass is in her face getting your salad tossed

last night i gave jasmine a scooter

by dptreetment January 9, 2008

Mobility Scooter

An average to below average looking girl you bring back to shag, but wouldn't want to be seen in public with. First used by Vicky in Geordie Shore: Magaluf Madness.

Jay brought back this mobility scooter. And by mobility scooter I mean good for a ride, but you wouldn't want to be seen in public with one.

by AFLGN August 30, 2011

Scrotee

When a woman sports a beard made of nut juice.

See: Chin Tinsel

Hey! Don't try to kiss me with that Scrotee. Go clean up first.

And use mouthwash.

by 1troglodite April 6, 2009

Extreme Scootering

A form of extreme/action-sport comparable to BMX or Skateboarding in concept but not in appeal or difficulty. Extreme Scootering (doing tricks on razor scooters) is commonly referred to as the retarded, inbred stepchild of BMX and Skateboarding. In the last 2-3 years the sport has increased nearly threefold in adolescent population and you will usually find the young posers of your town doing little tricks off of curbs on their scooters. Even at it's highest level of skill, scooter-riding has almost no appeal to any audience whatsoever, simply because nobody cares to watch a grown man do tricks on a scooter. The handlebars on the scooter make it easier to control than a skateboard, and the light weight of them make them easier to control than a bicycle, making scooter riding the easiest and most unappealing extreme sport there is. Scooter riders at skateparks are great at snaking real athletes and pretending to fit in with the action sport scene. Scooter riders should really be at home with their babysitters.

Jim: I do Extreme Scootering.

John: That has to be the coolest thing ever.

Jim: I'm the best scooter rider in town.

John: I was being sarcastic. Being the best scooter rider is like bragging about being the straightest gay guy.

by ScootersAreAwesome April 8, 2013

Scooter

A sport which is entirely dedicated to sucking cock. Where swarms of homosexuals get together and all have gay sex.

Often occurs in skateparks, but they dont mind where it happens, as long as they get some cock.

Scooter Rider 1: Want to go for a scooter?
Scooter Rider 2: Yeah okay, but take it easy on me because my arse hole still hurts from last night.

by Eggulf Hitler December 13, 2012

scootered

to have ones balls placed on your chin

Hey Jim after the football game you want to come over and get scootered ??

by CSTAR November 21, 2006

The Sharp Scooter

The sexual act of receiving a blowjob from a physician while at the same time receiving stitches for a wound you’ve received from doing something stupid. If You ejaculate during the act you have successfully completed The Sharp Scooter.

Bro, I just cut the hell out of my toe running through the house barefoot and picked up some stitches. The Dr. even threw in The Sharp Scooter!

by VID-19 April 5, 2020