schmoo

a stuck-up snob who hates kids and steals other peeps best friends

That girl is such a schmoo

by Oink Oink June 12, 2003

Schmooter

Being an all around good for nothing trickster

" Kelly your a schmooter"

by jonitahns smith October 21, 2010

Schmoopie Pants

An even more endearing yet demeaning nickname for a loved one than just a regular old schmoopie.

Cole was pouting about eating too much chocolate so I tweaked his nose and called him a schmoopie pants.

by rickulous April 6, 2011

schmooze

Person who can get out of a ticket at least 75% of the time.

Man, Brett Wiggins isn't a schmooze, he couldn't train to become a schmooze if his life depended on it.

by RoJoSoSlow December 7, 2003

schmoopy

1)A term of endearment.

2)A pet name.

3)A type of poopy.

Also: Shmoopy

Origin: Ancient Celtic Garble "Skshmoopdy"

Is something wrong? Aww, come here shmoopy.

What a tiny turtle - I think I'll call it Shmoopy.

by Bum May 8, 2004

schmoot

When you fart and it travels down your leg, and it tickles really badly.

Agghh crap dude i schmooted and it tickles really bad.

by swamp cookie January 16, 2008

schmoozette

Female version of a schmooze.
See: Schmooze.

Susan is such a schmoozette!

by Anonymous September 7, 2003