schematic

fucking asshole who got kicked in the ass by karma

you are such a schematic...

by 4eklly$ January 7, 2009

schinal

the german word for shit

do bis ein schinal kapf/ you are a shit head

by tdr51292 May 18, 2007

Schenck Juice

The sickest shit you'll ever drink. A concoction of juices and alcohols. The mixture is a secret.

YO I WAS SO SCHENCKED OFF DAT SCHENCK JUICE DAT I FUCKED A 15 YEAR OLD.

by dnask8r46 August 25, 2010

schnack

A good evening shnack is something my 3rd hour teacher likes to make me pass out everyday, only cost 25 cents and is normally FUCKING SHIT! but sometimes tasty.

Mr.Ingles: madison pass out the schnack please (in a sped voice)

Me: commoonn!

Mr. Ingles: ay, get to it. (in a sped voice)

by PENISS<3 June 15, 2010

Schenectady, NY

Open-Air Mental Institution that sells Alcohol and Porn in select places (Including the Library Internet Hub if you can possibly be discreet about it...)

One day I was searching the Library in Schenectady, NY internet for "Harry Potter Porn" the Idiots on eather side of me were looking at "Honest To Ghod hardcore p0rn!" The Librarian kept coming over to yell at them about how you're not allowed to look that stuff up and "Kids are wandering by and can SEE this!! Finally he came by and said "If I have to come by here again, you'll be banned from the Library computer for LIFE!" And then he turned to me...(Who was on "Restricted section.org which, was pervier in print than the "Pretty Pictures" the "pervy twits" were looking at. And all he had to say was," You've about 10 print jobs in line, should I print them? , My response was "Yes, Please!)

by lynntownsend September 13, 2011

scheater

One who gets called a cheater, but who really uses resource efficiently. Also, your name must be Scott.

Scott is not a cheater, he's a scheater - so stop fucking with him.

by your moma July 25, 2003

Scheya

A germanic entrepeneur with a bulbous nose.

Scheya, you goose!

by Jonny Ace November 23, 2003