scheme

a totally fucked up derivative of LISP. A screwy shitty programming language that no self respecting Computer Scientist should ever be forced to work with or look at.

(+(*(/(-(3 4)5)6)7)8) <-- see its shit

by skeem July 28, 2003

schelp

Irish variation on Scottish word to 'skelp'. To schelp is to hit soundly across the back of the head or other thinly skined boney areas such as the knee or ankle with a hand or blunt instrument.

C'mere ye liitle bollix an i'll give ya a schelp of me hurley.

by Neil McL June 28, 2006

shemp

Shemp can be used in place of any undesirable word, as a euphamism for that word. Derives from "Shemp" as the name given to Matt Opotzner. Shemp can be used for anything, but the only person it can represent is Matt Opotzner.

Dude1: Holy shemp, man, did you see Shemp today?
Dude2: Yeah, man, what a shemp. He's really shemped it up this time... Phil's gonna flip a shemping shemp.

by Jazz Bandy May 31, 2004

Schump

The sound made when stealing something right out from under someone's nose.

Joe: Hey man, I just picked up a bag.
Wayne: Hey, what's that?!! (yells out and points up while grabbing bag and putting it in his pocket)
**SCHUMP**
Joe: Hey man, where is my bag?
Wayne: I don't know! What just happened?

by Bo Nana August 22, 2007

Team Scheme

A group of individuals that see how many people they can hook up with/"talk" to, over a period of time, without anyone catching feelings.

Jenny - "Amy, you goin' out tonight?"
Amy - "Team Scheme!" (:

by jaygotswagger June 18, 2012

scheming

Dubbing like schmie. For all to see and everyone to respect

The jetta it looks like you're scheming.

by Schmie August 7, 2005

Schelprock

n. a person who thinks before he speaks.

v. someone trying to be cool that makes a fool of themselves.

see also piker

n. Ericka is such a schleprock. She has no idea what she's talking about.

v. Mike you're a fucking schleprock. What the hell is your deal?

by Ben Affeck November 1, 2004