schedule change

To give your manager/supervisor a blowjob or anal sex for favorable treatment...

Marty asked Jerry (his manager) to change his shift. Jerry said he’s had to give a “schedule change” to make that happen...

by Shynehigh January 8, 2021

scheefer

To ask for a hit of a vape, specifically a switch mod

Bro 1: hey bro can I get a scheefer
Bro 2: of course bro

by Scheefer February 22, 2021

dump schedule

what time you take a dump every day. Usually changes every year for some strange reason, but the time you dump is always consistent

Me: ugh, i hate my dump schedule this year, i always have to go at 6:30 AM, and thats when im on the bus.

Friend: that sucks, my dump schedule is right at my lunch break so i have it easy

by palabra up October 16, 2010

Schaeffer

The act of being a bum; being a bum;

Son, youre acting like such a schaeffer.

by KAndrews February 25, 2010

schaef

To spam grenades at every oppotunity

hey man lets spam like schaef

by Anonymous August 1, 2003

shcplay Schegeddy Schegeddy Schwa!

stupid way to say hey to all your pathitic friends so they have no idea what you are talking about and you sit there for how long explaining it to them when finally you give becuase your friend is to stupid to no the meaning hahah acually it doesn't mean that at all

hey schplay Schegeddy Schegeddy Schwa!

by ditzy December 13, 2003

hmwaaaah scheeee

sound like a 1940's gangster

"hey stop talking like that"

"stop talking like what copper? hmwaaaah scheeeeee!"

by Tyrell James October 31, 2004