The mysterious and undetected figure responsible for fouling public toilets (including those in the work place) in a most heinous manner. To Crimp in the modern vernacular being the verb to open one's bowels. In these cases the faeces usually manifests itself on the rear side of the toilet seat. Using complex trigonometry and huge amounts of conjecture, scientists have hypothesised that a human sub-species possessing an Anus in the lower back is responsible.
Jenkins: By jings Frobisher! Some poor fellow has made a deeply unsuccessful attempt at dropping night soil in this Privy.
Frobisher: Jenkins you bloody fool! Can't you see? This is obviously the work of the Scarlet Crimpernel. Call the Gendarmes!
Frobisher: Jenkins you bloody fool! Can't you see? This is obviously the work of the Scarlet Crimpernel. Call the Gendarmes!
by BrianTrousers February 16, 2009
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Scarlett is not just a pretty face. She may have a pretty face but underneath she might have gone through things too. Scarlett is amazingly beautiful with a unique personality. She's funny and smiles all the time. She falls for many guys and usually likes multiple at the same time but eventually narrows down to one. She is a good friend and a great person.
Person 1: I heard Scarlett likes John now.
Person 2: Really? I heard she likes Trey?
Person 1: I think she likes them both.
Person 2: Really? I heard she likes Trey?
Person 1: I think she likes them both.
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Get the Scarlett mug.Sex Act, The act of having sex with a woman, promising her you will tell her when you are going to ejaculate. Then not telling her. When she complains you tell her, "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn."
"I hooked up with this girl last night. I got drunk and came inside her so I called her Miss Scarlet O'Hara
by Jon 1379 February 12, 2010
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by Mateo_4_5_6_ October 19, 2005
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Filled with Energy, beautiful and always smiling.
Used to describe a small bouncy individual who is beautiful inside and out.
Filled with Energy, beautiful and always smiling.
Used to describe a small bouncy individual who is beautiful inside and out.
She was a Beautiful little sparklet that belonged to him.
Sparklets are few and hard to find but Similar to Stars
Sparky's Sparklet was getting out of control.
Sparklets are few and hard to find but Similar to Stars
Sparky's Sparklet was getting out of control.
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