Strap talk

When someone talks about having a gun, using a gun, planning to use a gun, or pretty much anything related to guns in a gangster way.

Me and my homies just love to stand around and talk strap all day.

"Don't worry about it. It's just general strap talk"
"Don't you talk strap to me."

by ElJameso February 11, 2013

strap-on dementia

A severe mental disease which causes lesbians who can't come out of the closet to go nuts.

Joe... I'm telling ya, that old man hatin'bitch has lost her mind.

Rodney... Classic case of strap-on dementia dude.

by wmawnmo April 6, 2013

strapped in my kayak

When you have an erection that lasts longer than four hours and you need to run some errands. You place your erection upwards against your stomach and tighten your belt to keep it firmly in place.

I took too many dick pills and even after 5 hours I was still rock hard. I had to go buy some avocados so I put on some jeans and strapped in my kayak.

by alcarlin April 3, 2015

strap-off

A piece of tape or captive material placed over the scrotum, best used when flaccid, to hide the penis.

Her "Honey, go get your strap-off."
Him"But I want to be the boy this time!"

by drjimbo June 29, 2016

Strapped

When a person is armed, usually with firearms. When a person is strapped it suggests they have weapons on them.

All my niggas be strapped

by MAVRIX May 15, 2016

strapping a fat lick

A guitarist playing in a live band who is really getting into his playing

Man this is an awesome band! The guitarist rocks
Yeah man, he's strapping a fat lick!

by D. Scotty July 11, 2017

strapbuckling

Gorgeous hero's made of loveliness

The strapbuckling hero's were on their way

by Strapbuckling hero February 5, 2018