Alabama salmon slam

When you catch a pregnant salmon on its magical journey upstream and have sex with its fish slit like a flesh light and after ejaculation you slam the salmon on the ground making a egg cum masterpiece

Did you hear? Hear What? Max and Joe have been Alabama salmon slam'n before they even read this

by The guy in your mom November 2, 2017

Big Simon

A Big Simon is a Simon that has a humongous dick.

Big Simon has a humongous dick.

by Big duck simon January 27, 2020

The Simon Experience

The Simon Experience or Effect consists of a power that an individual possesses, creating a bubble that surrounds the individual who occupies it. Once within the power bubble, physically or virtually, others are subjected to a charming experience.

"As soon as I went near him, I was charmed" "Ah, you've been subjected to The Simon Experience"

by Bornold April 16, 2020

Casa de Salmonella

A vile, wretched or disgusting Mexican restaurant. A truck stop in Wyoming, where they pour a burrito onto your plate out of a can. Any eating establishment where the food will place you in a race with the Devil for the nearest bathroom. A restaurant which, if it caught on fire, would cause cockroaches to stampede out like a heard of buffalo.

A roach-coach with a painting of the Virgin Mary on the side, and at least one missing tire, is the Casa de Salmonella.

by Bloater October 17, 2011

Saimota

The ship between Shuichi Saihara and Kaito Momota, this ship takes place in Danganronpa V3, Kaito and Shuichi show signs of being good friends, and like most relationships a stable friendship can also make a stable relationship. There is no signs that either of them are romantically interested in each other but then again most good ships aren't canon.

Person 1: What are some of your favorite Danganronpa ships?
Person 2: Saimota and Irumatsu!!
Person 1: Same! Both ships are very cute.

by derflohwalzer September 9, 2019

simon

a man with a big heart for everyone. he has big feelings and doesnt like to show them much. a true big friendly giant. may be quite silly by getting worked up over nothing

Nicole: Stop being such a Simon :P

by nelsoncub December 25, 2012

Simoned

to get totally plasteredor drunk but not paraletic

i got really simoned last night i cant remember it at all!

by Paul February 8, 2004