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stomp kick

To knock someone down and to stomp on their face instead of kicking. From the Pennsylvania ghetto of Lightstreet.
That chicken head pissed me off so bad i'm gunna stomp kick her ass.
by lance romance April 24, 2005
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Mario Stomp

To leap into the air and come down in such a manner that your foot stomps someone or something, preferably someone's face or head. This comes from the manner in which Mario from the Nintendo video game series defeats most of his opponents.
If Michael Jordan were a Street Fighter character, he would Mario Stomp M Bison as his special move.
by Bizarro Ninja July 28, 2011
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God-Stomped

Verb: Nerf, in a brutal, and epic way.

Something that happens to people who ignore the creator of a fictional universe. Specifically when you create a race so powerful, it has individuals that can challenge the might of the gods in said fictional universe.

It is the ultimate way of nerfing additions to a fictional universe that you have created.
This is what it is, to be 'God-Stomped':

The God Ves was chosen to show these two upstart races, who would call themselves 'gods', what a REAL God could do. Ves descended from his celestial throne, with a wrath in his eyes, none had yet seen, in heaven, or in the physical plane. As he descended, his feet could be seen from all known parts of the world. They were massive. Larger than any mountain that existed in the physical realm. If one looked straight up, from the foot of the massive figure, their vision would not be able to reach above the knee. Ves had come. And he was angry.

His right foot, fell on the first 'god' nation. Crushing all but one castle to rubble, and all but one thousand of the race who would be 'gods' along with them. As his left foot fell, the second 'god' race saw it above, and on reflex alone, they rebelled against their impending doom. Their powerful magics, able to change the very face of the world when combined, were nothing to the foot of the God named Ves. He stomped on them, harder than was necessary, but to make a point. Any resistance to a God such as him, would not be tolerated. And so, all but a single castle of the second 'god' race remained, and for their rebellion, only six hundred of their population remained.
by Cyber_Donkey July 25, 2012
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Toddler Stomp

When a grown ass adult cracks it and stomps out of the room as if a toddler.
"Man Terry was pissed. He Toddler Stomped his ass right out the door"
by Sir_Rutto March 24, 2019
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cob stomp

Curb stomping somebody with an emphasis on their genitals. For males, this would be an emphasis on their penis (cob).
DeShawn: "Ayyo you seen Jarvacius lately?"
Nigga Quan: "Naw man he dindu nothin but he got cob stomped to shit fo some malt liquor"
by Trap Master Max October 2, 2015
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Cougar Stomp

1. The Act of fornicating with an older lady also known as a Cougar

2. The Act of getting Mauled by a mountain lion.
1. Suzy Got Cougar Stomped by Ryan last night.

2. Frank got Cougar stomped now he is in the hospital
by Brad Swift November 15, 2010
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El Stomp

To crunch someone in the face with a pair of Timbalands on
*Goon lies on the floor* - because of an El Stomp
by Aviate January 25, 2009
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