stimple

when you do something that is stupid and simple minded at the same time

boy:2 plus 2 is 5 right...naw 6
girl:omg yo you is so stimple

by anonymouschick March 31, 2008

stimey

to have no chance
to not have a shot at success/fun
failure/suckyness is inevadible
a bad situation to be in

Boss: Yeah.. you are going to need to come on in on Saturday and work on the cover sheet to your TPS report.

Employee: (thinks to himself) uhh STIMEY!

by DJ Willy T February 17, 2010

Impty Stimp

Comes from old raunchy black folk tales during the 1920s and later. Later used by Rudy Ray Moore. To refer to yourself as "Impty Stimp" is always followed with "the women's pimp", and means you are the cream of the crop among players and womanizers.

"I'm Impty Stimp, the women's pimp! Hula Dula, the ho house rulah!!"

by Lil' Taste October 27, 2016

gib stimmy

Tarry not in providing me my economic stimulus payment.

gib stimmy

by Queen Buttrix March 6, 2021

Stimi

A second bowl movement caused from asshole stimulation. When you go to wipe your asshole after a bowel movement and the stimulation from the toilet paper rubbing your asshole causes you to take a second bowel movement.

"Oh man, I just wasted so much toilet paper"
"Stimi?"
"Yeah"

by duriandolly November 30, 2013

stid

a male/female who suffers from a STD

that girl with herpes is a stid.

by didi2455 June 24, 2008

SSS (study stimmy shits)

A busy college student’s worst shit nightmare. When you’re on a study binge and take the big 3 of stimulants (caffeine, nicotine, Adderall) and have an intense shit induced by all 3.

Damn it dude I had to take a break from studying because I’ve got a gnarly case of SSS (study stimmy shits).

by supersquirt December 1, 2022