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I'm going to take my talents to South Beach

The infamous words uttered by LeBron James as he broke the hearts of every person in the Cleveland area, that shall henceforth be a euphemism for Masturbation.
Mike has been in a long drought and ended up striking out last night too. So he went home, put on some porn, and said to himself, "I'm going to take my talents to South Beach"
by blaze1984 July 11, 2010
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South Beach Diet

The Atkins diet for dummies.

Dr. Atkins said you should eat nutrient rich carbs instead of nutrient deficient carbs. This appears to be a simple idea, yet apparently figuring out that this means eating spinach instead of potatoes or broccoli instead of corn is akin to rocket science for the unwashed masses. So in comes the South Beach Diet, which is exactly the same except it breaks everything down into "good carbs" and "bad carbs".
Anyone who thinks the South Beach Diet is different than Atkins is an idiot.
by GAWII March 24, 2011
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South America

It's like America, but South.
When I get big; I'm going, where he's going: South America.
by laterinjune June 4, 2013
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kubz scouts

kubz scouts is probably the BEST youtuber of all kind. he likes to play: dangapora, yandare simulator, 60 second challanges, bitlife, etc.
kubz scouts is THAT DUDE!
by rainbow towels August 21, 2020
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gone south

When a situation, person or animal gets out of control, crazy or bad. crazy we need to talk skank Mardi Gras
The milk in the fridge has definately gone south.

That skank has gone south on me!

Man, I am goin' south this weekend
by ahmed zahir February 10, 2007
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south american

A method of post coital clean up involving a towel soaked in cold water.

See also: Pan American and Baghdad Maid
She was nice enough to get me a south american after I came all over myself... Too bad her hot water is out.
by Bog-man July 29, 2016
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South Alabama Freeze Pop

First you take a dump and put the turd on a stick. Then you put it in the freezer until its nice and frozen, eat, and enjoy.
"Hey I tried making a South Alabama Freeze Pop last night, but it wouldn't freeze all the way."
"You should try leaving it in the freezer for a little longer. It's worth the wait."
by fruityrudy December 6, 2014
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