Trauma from YouTube Comment Sections

Venturing into the most lawless, id-driven textual battlefield on the internet and expecting civility. The trauma is the sheer whiplash of human expression: one comment is a brilliant, sourced analysis, the next is a racist screed, below it is a bot selling counterfeit shoes. Engaging guarantees exposure to staggering ignorance, weaponized pedantry, and personal attacks over your opinion on a video about toasters. It shatters your faith in collective discourse and leaves you with a lingering, low-grade misanthropy, questioning how so many people can function while possessing such a profound lack of reading comprehension or basic empathy.

*Example: "He made the mistake of politely correcting a fact in a history video's comments. The ensuing 200-reply thread, featuring personal insults, whataboutism, and a guy linking to his cryptocurrency scam, gave him permanent trauma from YouTube comment sections. He now types replies and deletes them, screaming into a digital void."*

by Abzugal January 30, 2026

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The permanent hint on every fucking poorly made Roblox cart ride.

It shouldn't really be used in a sentence since it's just used in a perm hint on roblox
and also that its a sentence itself
The maker of this map thanks xLEGOx for letting him/her use this track sections

by blokc August 8, 2023

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section ten

masterbation in the simple sense. also known as a tommy tank

'Hey dude wanna got downtown'
'not thanks just have to go finish my section ten'

by LV May 13, 2005

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sprection

A sudden burst of excitement that creates a surprise erection. Hence the word Sprection.

Wow this is exactly what I wanted for my birthday ex. a new game, I just got a Sprection.

by Itssja3 August 12, 2016

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Sectionals

When two pasty lesbians do the dirty with a broccoli and a lobster

Mallori and Shayne had a round of sectionals while listening to NPR

by Swagmastersarim July 30, 2016

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section vision

Noun, relating to Waiting/Waitressing

The state of only looking at your assigned section, ignoring all other patrons.

The complete unawareness of anyone in a restaurant except those whom you're serving.

Friend: Hey! We've been at that table over there forever.
Me: Sorry homie! I have section vision. I didn't even know you were there!

by lastfrontiermama October 29, 2016

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