soak the cracker

A circle jerk where guys try to shoot their cum onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to cum eats the cracker.

The guys in the frat made the newbies play soak the cracker.

by Phuki Yu January 14, 2015

Soak

A popular Mormon practice of gaming the religious system to maintain one's virginity pre-marriage where the male partner either enters the females love tunnel and both parties remain perfectly still until completion or a third party can get involved and kick the shit out of the bed for a few hours until their homie busts a fat one for the lord.

Yo i helped my boy Bartholomew soak with his girl last night, shit was tight.

by mason is a cunt April 30, 2022

Soaking William

Soaking William is the ultimate wet Willy. Taking two wet fingers and inserting into both ears of person wanting a soaking William.

My wife is giving me a soaking William after work today.

by Ain’t.no. William June 4, 2025

toke and soak

Smoking marijuana followed by a relaxing soak in he tub.

I see a toke and soak in my future.

by Aquarius13 November 21, 2017

Man Soak

The act of chugging your drink as fast as you can until you finish it no matter how much you spill on yourself.

“I think it’s time for a man soak”

“Hey dude wanna man soak”

“It’s not a party unless you man soak”

by Wildin39 May 14, 2019

Woody Soak

When you leave something you cooked or ate with to soak for cleaning, but you forget about it for so long someone ends up cleaning it for you.

"Aw man, Garrett pulled a Woody soak on his spaghetti pot and I had to clean it for him."

by The Lige May 15, 2016

Soaking

Staying wet

I’m soaking with homies

by Hehehohohahaha February 2, 2024