SmurfBoarding

Surf boarding with a blue surfboard

Cant today, busy smurfboarding

by pinapplesmurf November 1, 2011

smukroy

Smukroy was created after a failed project that was intended to replicate the powers of yorkums without the consequences. The project was shut down after 7 years in development as more and more of the people involved realized that the power of yorkums could never be replicated. However, before they were able to fully dispose of all experimental substances, an accident caused the creation of smukroy, now a botched clone of yorkums. Many of those who have witnessed the being have said that it is able to transform into any living thing. To this day, no one knows the true form of smukroy.

Jack: Maybe if we contact the smukroy we can have Jonny be reviv-
Danny: NO! The smukroy has taken too much from me. It can not be trusted.

by emkay1 January 29, 2021

Empire Smurf Building

A nice big cock, noted for its tall highrise leading up to it's mushroom head.

Though Mark's personality and looks seemed to be lacking, widespread word of the Empire Smurf Building made his pants the center of a tourist economy.

by Ruhbee! September 7, 2006

hot slurry

Not quite diarrhoea, not quite poo -- and it stings on the way out.

The end result of a big night out that included drinking several pints of lager and ingesting a dodgy (but spicy) kebab or a hot curry dinner.

How does Sheryl Crow expect me to wipe using a single sheet of toilet paper? Has she never heard of a hot slurry?

by Grebo Guru March 2, 2008

Smurf-Contra Affair

The blueberries in out-of-package muffin mixes are really dead smurfs that have been stripped of their traditional clothing and put in an industrial food dehydrators. This is done to cut costs in the wake lagging muffin market of 1998 now just continued for the benefit of profit margin. They are gathered in Columbia by rebels to help pay for their Communist ambitions in the region.

The Smurf-Contra Affair is ongoing so I have declined blueberry muffins since 1998.

by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008

smurf face

When one is so hungry that they bob for turds in the Port-A-Potties, thus resulting in a blue face from the blue dyed liquid.

Man, I was so hungry at the concert that I had to smurf face.

by Sboat09 January 9, 2009

slurred

when you're more then tipsy, but not quite drunk.

i'm only slurred, pass me another beer!

by Izzy T June 6, 2010