Slosher

When a woman takes it up the ass on the first date.

Rob: You hear about that Suzy Hanah?
Matt: Hello yeah, she fucked three new guys last week.

Rob: Yeah. Each one anal too.
Matt: That Suzy aint nothing but a slosher.
Rob: Word

by Gloucester Cunt September 20, 2020

Ovary smasher

One who Has sex with lots of women, and is good at it.

Chad is the fucking ovary Smasher

by Allaire69 October 23, 2011

Snatch smasher

An unusually large penis.

I slept with a guy last night. He was a total snatch smasher.

by Oodygoodle May 24, 2016

Satan Smasher

A special technique used during sex where the male douses his dick in gasoline then lights it on fire and proceeds to analy smash his victim all while doing it with a coffin.

Guy 1: You know Kelly?
Guy 2: Yeah didn't she die recently
Guy 1: Yeah you wanna know why? Cause I showed her the Satan Smasher.
Guy 2: Fuck...

by Solidus62 September 18, 2017

utah smasher

When you're banging a Mormon girl and you're going at it so hard she cracks her skull open on the headboard/wall at the end of the bed and you proceed to fuck it.

1. "Dude, I need your help hiding a body."
2. "What happened?"
1. "I did a Utah smasher."
2. "Bet, I gotchu fam."

by Utah_Smasher May 6, 2018

Crap Smasher

A person who smashes (fucks) some crap, usually in someone else's ass.

Look at that crap smasher over there. He's nothing but a crap smasher.

by Crap Smasher June 8, 2018

Cunt Smasher

A heavily armed interpretive sex dancer, with a poorly hidden agenda, but not nipples. Essentially a medieval love porcupine. See instructions below to have mind blown, and ladies, prepare for a virtual "cunt smashing"; eye protection advised.

Type "Cunt Smasher" into googly video search. Enjoy

After the show, "Cunt Smasher" was kind enough to smash my cunt beyond all but dental recognition. I'm still picking up the peices, and I needed multiple blood transfusions; but my lord was it worth it.

by Imperial Meatballs July 31, 2018