Blowjay Simpson

The act of giving oral sex while wearing leather gloves. When finished, you throw away the glove you caught the load with.

I was wondering why my girlfriend had a copy of “If I Did It” in her room, but when I saw her putting leather gloves on I knew I was about to get a Blowjay Simpson.

by Mark&Jeremy April 4, 2018

The OJ Simpson

A sexual act that takes place, where a male with a black glove fingers an underaged girl during her period. When the bloody glove is used as evidence in court, the defendant pleads innocent and pretends the glove doesn't fit him.

Aw shit, so that girl WASN'T 18? I might have to pull the OJ Simpson on my court date.

by Chuck D and Swan October 31, 2009

bartholomew jinkens simpson jr. III of united kingdom (consisting) of great britain and northern ireland

a based individual

Bartholomew jinkens simpson jr. III of united kingdom (consisting) of great britain and northern ireland is bisexual.

by melonboiReal March 4, 2023

Simp Chimpin

when someone hangs out with (Simps) some girls instead hangin with da bois.

Roger would rather simp for cindy than hang out with his friends.
Because he is Simp Chimpin he no longer has friends.

by BroManDan August 24, 2020

simp virgin

People who use the DMR in Warzone even after they nerf it.

Christian: This DMR is so good after they nerfed it!
Paul: Bro you sound like a simp virgin talking like that.

by Paul Not Nice January 13, 2021

Simpamumpapuss

Someone who is a simp, a mump as well as a pussy

I can’t believe he fisted her asshole while being sick. He’s definitely a simpamumpapuss.

by Buzzy the basic bitch January 31, 2021

Simp Lord

The ultimate form of simp-ism. One who will simp for just about anything. This mf will look at a grain of rice and feel all types of sussy. Be wary of them, they can convert you.

I saw Rec put his Mai in a jar...what a simp lord.

by Neegaboi May 11, 2021