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shank

by Lexi April 19, 2003
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shank

to stab someone and then rape the wound
by suckerfoo February 17, 2004
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shanks

A gay teacher who also cheats at golf. One who fails to download porn properly from the internet
"Sorry girls, I'm gay. I do have a great golf handicap though (lying shanks). Shit, how the fuck does this computer work? It's got 2 million fucking viruses!!!!"
by lord nobcheese August 25, 2006
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shank

To shank: used in olden times as well as now, eecept in old times it was when assasinating some one... anyway. its to stab with a home made knife and breaking the blade off so it becomes stuck
king bill was shanked;
Joe the bruiser shanked the snitch
by knify McKnifester April 20, 2004
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shank

1. gay guy #1: i want to shank you
gay guy #2: oh baby

2. girl #1: shank you
boy #1: np
by xStenx June 20, 2007
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shank

a shank is a homemade device resembling a knife. You can fashion a shank out of many things, most commonly: glass shards

to shank someone means to stab them with a shank. Derived from prisons as inmates would make shanks by sharpening spoons or using a piece of broken glass and wrapping half with duct tape for a handle.
"Did you see that guys shank? He keeps it tucked in his sock."

"He shanked that mo-fo good!"
by Sheynk January 3, 2010
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Shank

verb

To go for a shit and get so bored you end up masturbating
"God i was on the toilet for so long yesterday i ended up having a shank"

"You were in the toilet for a very long time, were you shanking?"
by 3dd0 March 8, 2009
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