by someonethathatessomeone February 16, 2019

In alpine skiing, being in a position where one's center-of-mass is shifted toward the tails of the skis instead of toward the tips. Results in reduced control, adaptability to changing terrain, and ability to make a full turn.
by bjtuna December 26, 2006

by da black flame July 4, 2008

The child seat is a sexual position performed between two men. It occurs when the men position themselves opposite each other; one lies on his stomach, and the other lies on his back, with their legs overlapping. The two men then bend their penii far enough to insert it in their partner's ass. They then move back and forth until orgasm, much like two women using a double ended dildo.
"Dude, you wanna do the child seat?"
"Nah, man. My ass is still pretty raw from last night."
"...Give me a rusty trombone, then."
"Ok"
"Nah, man. My ass is still pretty raw from last night."
"...Give me a rusty trombone, then."
"Ok"
by The Kewl Kids September 2, 2008

What a guy does if he's taking a whizz, and suddenly feels the urge to take a shit right then and there.
by KenPone May 8, 2003

The worst possible seat available to a group when sitting down at a bar or restaurant. Usually facing away from the crowd or is next to the bathroom/kitchen etc.
Caused by wasting time arriving with your group.
Caused by wasting time arriving with your group.
by Jimbojones13 November 12, 2008

in cars that have them, where a girlfriend sits when her boyfriend is driving. in no other situation would anyone want to sit in it.
by hiddendude January 22, 2010
