scooter biscuit

When you shart and have to do the "shuffle" whilst holding a manageable amount of poop cupped in your hands over your trousers just to make it to the bathroom before it slides down your leg!

"Dennis sharted again! Then he had to do the "scooter biscuit" all the way through the mall in front of the Girl Scouts!!"

by Mister Jang-a-lang April 14, 2014

Scooter pop

When you have high hopes of sitting down and taking a good poop. What comes out is a lackluster loud pop of a fart with a little poop nugget. Resembles the sound of a scooter backfiring.

I felt like I had to take a massive poop, but it was only a scooter pop.

by PeaceLL March 19, 2021

Scooter girl

A girl who rides her electric scooter in the Garage and falls

Hey guys I’m gonna ride my scooter
Omg it’s scooter girl

by Allaisha July 29, 2023

Scooter porn

A porn where someone has intercourse with a scooter. This can be some with either male or female and often tikes is watched by gay skater boys.

“Dude I watched the best scooter porn last night”

by Winningarguments111 December 4, 2018

handicapped-scooters

a motorized vehicle in which the fat, or mobidly obese people ride so that they dont have to use their legs, so they pretend to have the Black Plague or any other ancient flipping disease, to get carted around because all that mcdonalds,burgerking,and food from a mexican on the side of the road,named pablo gave then some deepfried shit that caused them to get this way , if they stood up im pretty sure now only would their ankles shatter but the devil might experiance his own hell!

example cant be blank... well now its not! handicapped-scooters

by nikoli2142 April 3, 2011

Scooter Cooter

A hot chick in short shorts and a tank top riding an e-scooter.

ME: Did you see that chick on the scooter?
FRIEND: Was she ugly?
ME: NO WAY! She's was a total Scooter Cooter!

by Jivefool July 25, 2021

scooter girlfriend

the girlfriend of a scooterer. these girls love their scooter boyfriends. They are very loyal and will sometimes even hug their scooter boyfriend in public. A scooter girlfriend is every tween's dream.

Wow Bradley! I can't believe you have a scooter girlfriend already! We're 12 and she's like 12 and a half already. I've seen you guys hug in public. How does it feel to hold hands with a girl?

by DaddyPickle February 22, 2021