sausage fiend

An evil gay male mastermind slut, hunting for the best sausage around the city.
Barry mate, I saw you last night, you looked like a sausage fiend on a mission! Nobody was safe in that gay bar.
by HighestCommonDenominator March 29, 2014
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Congo Sausage

Always considered rather trampy, she was notorious for her love of the Congo Sausage.
by El Stink July 17, 2009
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Sausage Rolled

a sexual act of when a women's fat rolls are wrapped around the males penis and stroked with the skin
Jake got sausage rolled by his fat mother
by D.O.4.H September 01, 2016
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Cumbernauld Sausage

A Cumbernauld Sausage is like a Cumberland Sausage, but made by an unemployed scumbag living on the streets. It is full of dirt and looks like something dumped inside the Cumbernauld Town Centre. Popular with homeless people in that area, but universally hated in other towns.
I had a Cumbernauld Sausage last night. It was disgusting!
by FunkDaBeat September 21, 2014
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Cocktail sausage

Someone who’s penis resembles a cocktail sausage. Very common in Teens
by Skinny of the legends May 08, 2020
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Sausage Clamp

One would define a sausage clamp as when one's penis (or other phallus shaped object) becomes stuck/lodged in another's orifice, particularly so, when a couple/group has had a considerably vigorous session.
"Oh my god, it was so tight, it definitely sausage clamped me!"

"That cherry pie sausage clamped me."

"I was stuck there for hours, it was such a sausage clamp."

"I've never felt a vacuum like it this is the worst sausage clamp I've ever had"

"OMG she gives a sausage clamp like no other"
by The Bosmeister December 28, 2013
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owens sausage

1. a brand of sausage
2. the spicey man sausage of any male who's last name is Owens
1. Man, that sausage sure is delicious! What kind is it?
Oh, that's Owens country sausage.

2. Damn I love that Owens sausage!!!!
by melonie August 10, 2007
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