batch satchel

scrotum, where you keep your man seed.

if you dont stop bugging me, i will kick your batch satchel

by partsgirl October 26, 2012

jew satchel

The pockets of a hoodie; known to be a satchel by Jews because they are too cheep to buy an actual purse/satchel.

Guy 1: why does that girl have all the that stuff shoved in her hoodie?
Guy 2: must be her Jew satchel.

by Satchel lover January 22, 2014

bollock satchel

alternate name for a scrotum, a ballsack, a ballbag, male testicles

'dude, your bollock satchel looks like its on fire'

by mangorice August 15, 2015

Dirty Satchel

When you are sixty-nining with a girl, but you end up vomiting on her, so she ends up with a mouth full of cum and a pussy full of vomit. A "Satchel" if you will.

Person A: "We were going at it so hard, I accidentally gave her a Dirty Satchel."
Person B: "Eww, disgusting!"

by somerussiannigger October 20, 2016

roblox safechat

Basically just hashtags everywhere.

Hey ##### # ##### #### ##### . Dammit roblox safechat why are you doing this?

by Well I'm... you know... Urban February 28, 2017

katie satchwell

tends to be oldest in her family and quite lazy which later consists of diabetes. Love food and television and tends to like a lot of boys

do u like robby? no but katie satchwell probably does

by shannons0510 September 22, 2018

turd satchel

a man purse that can be carried around while traveling, it is used for shitting in when there in no toilet around.

“dude, can i please use your turd satchel? i left mine at home and i rly gotta fucking dump”

by sweetpickleluver24 September 9, 2021