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spoken salami

a type of salami that's very old and moldy (don't recommend eating it)
gordon: right, so crazy hamburger is horrible but some people prefer diarrhea. to make the crazy hamburger, what you're gonna want first is spoken salami, to tell if your salami is spoken you wanna lift up like this in *vomits*. now next, you want to give your sidewalk and shoulders, these are a little hard to get but if you want a true crazy hamburger it's what you're gonna have to use. now finally, dice the sidewalk anchovies.
cheeky: *farts*
gordon: what?
also gordon when he notices cheeky: BLOODY FUCKING HELL IT'S SZEMTELEN MANO FROM THE HIT GAME VESZTESEG
by tomakethecrazyhamburger October 21, 2022
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Showcase the Salami

I got a big date tonight, but before things go down later on.. I wanna make sure to showcase the salami.
by Bliff Blaffington September 18, 2012
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sono chi no sadame

an amazing song used as the opening of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (only used during the first season)
dude #1: hey have you seen jojo's bizarre adventre?
dude#2: sono chi no sadame jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo joo
dude#1:ok
by Stereotypical Jojo Fan February 8, 2017
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eat the salami

john:brooo will you eat the salami
george: brooo gross, yes
by mothers penis April 1, 2020
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Cock of Salami

A measurement of meat, standardized by the USDA. Measuring approximately three inches long, or the same size as an average penis in the US.
Shopper: "May I have a cock of salami?"
Grocer: "Sure thing ma'am, do you want that raw or wrapped?"
by Taglar Dreskk September 24, 2021
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Salam Alaikum

Salam alaikum, the polite Arabic greeting means, Peace be upon you.

Salam Alaikum is used in arabic countries such as Saudi Arabia, Turkey, Iran, ect. It is also commonly used in non-arabic speaking countries such as India, Africa, South Asia and Eastern Europe.
Salam alaikum! How are you?
by Misscins December 10, 2010
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saitamatard

An actual stupid human who believes that the Protagonist of the 2015 hit anime ''Saitama'' is unbeatable and has infinite power.
Decent human: Hey dude, did you see the new episode of Dragon Ball where Goku managed to shake the world of void?
Saitamatard: Yeah he was awesome but still wouldn't challenge Saitama because he has unlimited power
Decent human: Dude wtf it was literally said that he has infinite potential not power and stop shitting on everything you filthy Saitamatard
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