The Simpsons

The best fucking thing to happen to tv since it was invented

The simpsons. Best. tv show. ever.

by Simpsons 4 ever June 26, 2004

Samson

Samson is a very HOT guy. They usually are very good looking, kind, and caring for others. He might be popular but don’t let that make you think that he’s mean. There soft at the heart and very very very HOTTTT.

Dang I wish I had Samson as a boyfriend. 🤪🥰

by ImBi March 19, 2019

ashlee simpson

shes a stupid fuckin ugly bitch. she only got famous due to her sisters sucess. she thinks hes a rocker but everyone know shes really some stupid fuckin blonde under your black fuckin hair. get a life, STOP SINGING, YOU SUCK

shes fuckin emo that cant sing for shit

by brody December 9, 2004

Simpsons Sky

A blue sky with fluffy white clouds as per the much loved Fox cartoon (even if they did dump Futurama - bastards).
Michael Fish watch out.

"Hey man check out of the window - it's a Simpsons Sky"

by street smeg May 6, 2005

simpsonian

adj. 1. Pertaining to the TV show "The Simpsons". From the Simpsons and -ian, a common adjective suffix.
2. (often cap. S) A museum dedicated to Simpson paraphenalia. From Simpson and Smithsonian, the institution that runs many of the museums in Washington, D.C.

1. "No one has a greater amount of simpsonian knowledge than John; he watches the show everyday."
2. After visiting the Flintstones Museum, the family went to the Simpsonian, where they saw original storyboards.

by A_1_B_2_C_3_________________ September 30, 2006

Maggie Simpson

The 1-year-old on the animated series The Simpsons. Constantly sucks on her pacifier. Once did what no one else would: shoot Mr. Burns. We see her as a teenager in the episode Lisa's wedding, where she wears a pacifier around her neck and still doesn't talk. See www.MaggieAndEric.com

If you want to see Maggie when she's a bit older (13 I think), check out www.MaggieAndEric.com. Yes, she's still jailbait, but it's a cartoon, so who cares??

by Homer Jay Simpson February 17, 2005

Samson

Samson is one of the best people you will ever meet. He gives you something to look forward to every week, and he super nice. He likes a girl not for her looks, but for her personality. Personally, he brightens my day every time I see him. I wish I could see Samson every day, but that is only in my dreams. He has changed me completely, and I am so glad I met him. Don’t ever let Samson go because he will change your life forever.

Samson: I was really bummed when you didn’t show up to church the last two months. I thought you were gone.
Madelyn: What, do you like me?
Samson: Yeah.(said while smiling)

by Maddie&Samson March 17, 2019