Sammy (the cat)

Sammy is an awesome cat. He is the king of Cat land and controls the cat army (including robo kitteh). He is very strong and lazy and he eats a lot.

He passes most of the work onto his 2nd in command- Minx (calico/tortie cat) who is of the highest rank (peewee pal) and also of the highest status (judged on fur and facial features)
Sammi is of the higest rank, tho his fur is not special enough.

Sammy (the cat) king of cat land will eat you.

by Sammyzecatking1 July 12, 2009

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Sammy Fingar

A two-handed Level III Tantric Massage technique invented in Marin County, California.

Step 1: With the male recipient standing, feet very wide, penis fully engorged, with one finger pointed skyward, his female therapist inserts at least one of her fingers deep into his rectum in order to “hammer” his prostate, similar to how a rock guitarist would hammer a fretboard while shredding on stage.

Step 2: The therapist’s other hand reaches around and repeatedly levers his penis in the wrong direction (whichever direction that is), similar to how a rock guitarist would bend a whammy bar while ripping a lead.

After partying all day at Cabo Wabo, I found a nearby spa that offered a “special massage” for $51.50. Well, I found out the hard way that my masseuse’s day job involved slicing jalapeños, because when she gave me the “Sammy Fingar“ I screamed louder than David Lee Roth!

by Oona Pelota April 28, 2020

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